Bookaholics

Who says turning fifty's nothing to laugh about?  Following the trauma of passing the mid-century mark, Bill Geist lies about his age, shops for a Harley, received liposuction counselling, find himself the oldest guy at a rock concert, buys "relaxed fit" jeans, and damn near buys a Cadillac!  It's enough to make a grown man cry ... so what else is there to do buy laught?
   Every day eleven thousand birthday boys and girls hit the Big Five-Oh - that's one every seven and a half seconds - and here's a gleefully grumpy glimpse of what's in store when you (or anyone you know or anyone you think you know, if you could just remember their blasted name) cross the Great Age Divide and start the long, strange trip into the Goldne Years.